WE’RE BAA-AAACK…DON’T SLEEP ON THIS SHIT!
The Mayor issued a statement this weekend asking for any information leading to the apprehension of the band of CRIMINALS that terrorized the nation for the past five years. Known so far: the band rose from the ashes of BLATZ and THE GR’UPS along with other misdemeanors including the HI-FIVES, RED #9, four previous EPs and a full length album out on Lookout Records. This reporter saw THE CRIMINALS live in action, they stormed the stage in an automaticcaliber of speed angst and caused a riot of their very own. It was over before I had time to call 911. So, if you get a chance, catch them before the police do.
Members (past and present):
Freud Reia, Mike Sexxx, Brady Baltezore, Jesse Luscious, Julie Thorn, Claudia Bitter, Zac Attack, Dan Grr, Ross, Snapper, Momo, Markley, Nice Guy Brandon…
Recess, Lookout, FOAD, Adeline, Hairhurt, Rhetoric, and now Dead Broke!